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Let it be said that funny gal Clare McConnell is by no means an advocate of inflicting self-abuse in the workplace despite the frequent temptation to pinch herself.

And who wouldn’t when your parents plant the seed of absurdist theatre in your head at an early age only to wake up and find yourself laughing until your stomach hurts for a living in the Second City’s touring company where improv trailblazers such as Gilda Radner and Rachael Dratch have come before you?

Fresh off a successful season playing an iconic Klingon in CBS’ Star Trek: Discovery, the Calgary native is showing no signs of losing her sense of humour even with a prosthetic forehead in front of the camera.




What did you want to be growing up?

I wanted to be too many things. At first I was convinced I’d be a chef, then a singer, then a criminologist, then a photographer.

I loved taking pictures but I didn’t want to edit them, and the idea of trying to shoot to satisfy a client’s vision didn’t make me happy. I loved to cook but I didn’t want to work in a restaurant.

What finally made me land on acting was that it was only time I really loved doing the grunt work. Eeven the gruelling parts like the memorization and the endless auditions felt exciting to me.

Who were your childhood heroes?

My dad had a box set of Beyond the Fringe, which was a satirical British comedy troupe from the 60s. I used to put that on to fall asleep to at night.

I had a lot of their stuff memorized way before I was old enough to understand what they were talking about, but I loved how dry and bizarre their style was. I’m still a huge fan.

Did you play sports as a kid?

I attempted many sports, but I grew very quickly and did not know where my limbs ended.

I was about six feet tall by the time I was fourteen so I would always get asked to try out for my school’s volleyball and basketball teams. I was reliably disappointing.

Were your parents strict?

My parents enrolled me in a self-directed school when I was 3 years old, so I became pretty independent.

They didn’t really have to lay down the law because I was born a 40-year-old woman who just wanted to do watercolours by herself and listen to Bach.

What posters did you have on your bedroom wall growing up?

I stalked Jane Goodall to get her to sign a poster of a chimpanzee.

I saw her speak at an event when I was eleven and found out that she was staying at a hotel down the road from my house, so a couple of friends and I went and talked to the chef through the back window of the place until he finally told us when she was checking out.

We all got up at 5 a.m. the next day and stood outside, Sharpies in hand.

She was very gracious and magical, and gave everyone a hug. What a woman!

What was your nickname in high school?

According to this D-list celebrity website, my nickname is Clare:

What was the first concert you attended?

The first show I ever went to without my parents was an Atmosphere concert.

He’s an okay socially conscious rapper that my friend Mark and I really liked in high school.

I had a huge crush on Mark at the time and was convinced that this would turn in to a date, but I got a firm “see ya at school, dude” at the end of the night.

I stopped listening to Atmosphere after that, but Mark is still one of my best friends, the dummy.

What was the first job you ever had?

I was a babysitter.

It was my first night on the job and the kid got herself locked in the bathroom by accident as soon as her parents left. We couldn’t figure the lock out so I just sat there and slid salami under the door for her for three hours.

She gave me a rave review and I was invited back the next week.

Have you ever been fired?

I was let go from a fine dining restaurant.

I made up tasting notes for wines I knew nothing about, and messed up orders at least 50% of the time.

They made a good decision. I am proud of them.

Who was the first person you were sexually attracted to?

A lot changed for me when I saw Johnny Depp in Chocolat.

How old were you when you had your first kiss and what do you remember about it?

I had been dating my first boyfriend for two months and we still hadn’t kissed.

Then finally one night he gave me a quick peck on the lips. I said “Thank you very much,” and he left. I was overjoyed, but he (understandably) didn’t think it had gone well.

It was another month before we discussed the first kiss and agreed that it was very nice. Then we made out for a year and a half. It was the best.

What do you remember about the first time getting drunk?

The first time I got really, truly wasted was on my eighteenth birthday.

My brother’s present to me was that he would pick me up from wherever I was that night, no matter what time with no questions asked.

He showed up to my friend’s place at 3 in the morning with a bag of plain chips, a bottle of Gatorade and a bucket.

It remains the most thoughtful gift I’ve ever received.

What is the hardest thing about being a woman?

Being afraid.

I didn’t used to be, but like almost every woman you know, I’ve now been followed, yelled at and accosted enough that I have my wits about me at all times.

It’s not how I’d like to feel when I walk down a street at night, but it’s not optional.

What did you believe in at 18 that you wish that you’d believe in now?

My dad got very sick when I was in high school. As a result, I was pretty jaded at eighteen.

I’ve gotten more optimistic over the years and I’d like to go back to my grade twelve self and tell her that the world is a good place to be.

Even though it’s not always a kind place, it’s a party worth sticking around for.

What is the best advice your parents ever gave you?

They always pushed me to try and do things I wasn’t sure I was capable of.

If you always do what you always did, you’ll always get what you always got.

What have you done that you will never do again?

Reply “yes” when a hairdresser asks, “Do you trust me?”

What is the best lie you ever told?

The first (and last) time I didn’t pay to get on a streetcar, the fare officers got on and I faked a dramatic teary phone call and ran off before they could catch me.

Don’t worry, karma did.

What is the scariest thing that ever happened to you?

When I was nineteen I was mugged by a woman in Barcelona and got into the first physical fight of my life.

The cops came by and I ended up going to Spanish court.

You’ve been exiled to an isolated island with no other inhabitants but permitted to to bring one book, one CD, and one DVD what will this list include?

Book: Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris.                                                           CD: Black Messiah by D’Angelo and the Vanguard                                                     Movie: The Truman Show

If somebody made a movie about your life, whom would you want to play you?

I think Hugh Skinner would be great.

He has a gift for playing highly emotional people who take things far too seriously, which is my nature.

I would want Betsy Sodaro to do the voice of my inner monologue though. She’s a fearless goof and I love her.


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